Weed Shop 3
Rank #618 on PlayPulse
Rank #618 on PlayPulse
Can you turn an out-of-business dildo shop into a profitable Cannabis empire? Probably not, but there's only one way to find out... Weed Shop 3 is a recreational marijuana dispensary simulator with business management mechanics, FPS action, and a crazy storyline you'd come to expect from the guys who most definitely didn't smoke crack with Kevin from Tenderloin. You start your Marijuana-infused adventure just like the last time: broke and clueless. How broke? Grow your weed in the toilet, look for singles in the trash, smoke roaches, deal ditch weed to burnouts type of broke. The journey to the top will be long and grindy, but hey, at least you still have your kidneys and a little bit of weed, so start growing and work your way up the Ganja ladder! Deal weed on the streets or sell it in your shop and use the proceeds to expand your operation. Upgrade your grow setup and grow larger quantities of more potent strains. Improve the visual appearance of the shop to attract higher-paying clientele. Make and sell your own pre-rolls as well as various paraphernalia. Once your grow op becomes too much for one stoner to handle, get more! Hire staff and have them specialize in selective
I have never invested so much of my life into a game in such a short amount of time. At some point it stopped being fun and became more dedication to the cause, I don't think there is a true ending to this game, but if there is I will find it. If you've seen the guitar hero episode of south park, this is the real life equivalent of heroin here; you never catch the dragon but you can't stop chasing.
You start by growing pot in the toilet bowl of a dildo shop backroom and work your way up to a hybrid strain crossbreeding + weed extraction lab, so you can shut up your local snobby NFT influencers and siphon their ill-gotten gains. Surprisingly intricate for a deliberately trashy game.
Not only is the game creative, fun, and hilarious—But the developers are angels. I witnessed them make an update to the game almost instantly upon the request of a disabled person in need of quicker mouse response.
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