Neon White
Rank #624 on PlayPulse
Rank #624 on PlayPulse
Neon White is a lightning fast first-person action game about exterminating demons in Heaven. You are White, an assassin handpicked from Hell to compete with other demon slayers for a chance to live permanently in Heaven. The other assassins seem familiar, though… Features: • You play as Neon White, an assassin plucked from Hell to compete with other demon slayers for a shot at redemption. • Collect “Soul Cards” to attack your foes or discard them to use unique movement abilities. • Compete for the best times by cleverly combining cards to discover massive shortcuts. • Uncover Heaven’s mysteries by getting to know the other assassins… did you know them in a past life?
The year is 2008, imagine you're 15 and listening to a hardbass internet radio through your runescape client while you play call of duty 4. You quit pubstomping because your best friend pings you on steam and says get on vent, we're gonna do some surfing on TF2, a new map came out, it's also got sticky jumping in it. You stop playing at 10pm because you wanna go watch the cowboy bebop reruns before you go to bed. The world feels good. Fast forward, the year is 2022, you have long covid, your memory is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you don't know left from right. Someone puts Neon White infront of you, Machine Girl is blasting in the title screen, you swear to god you just heard a familiar voice you can't place, was that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Spike? You enter the first map and it's like riding a bike, fast forward two hours you have the #1 global time for three maps, your synapses are restored, your covid is cured, your pores are clear, your wifes boyfriends coming over tonight with pizza, and your landlord calls and says your rent is going down $400. The world feels good again. The game feels like if god personally made Quake for autistic bimbos like me.
this scratches my adhd riddled brain more than anything i have ever played making a decision every 3-4 seconds in the maybe the fastest puzzle game ever made, accompanied by breakcore 10 hours (cure for adhd) soundtrack by machine girl, this stuff is just juice for the flesh dome
Pros: Great movement/mechanics Easy to pickup, really hard to master. Soundtrack is 10/10. Voice actors are high quality, Neon Red. Cons: you need an acquired taste of deep fried cringe to get through some of the dialogue
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