LunarCairn66

There's a weapon that get's much worse to use the better your graphics card is. Mine is a 3080ti so it gives me a chance to kill myself every time I attack with it. 10/10

This game has updates... And the game in this game has updates. The game releases new characters. The game in the game releases new characters. The game has patch notes. The game in this game has patch notes. Perfectly Accurate. 10/10.

At the end of your play session, you now know how to farm rice, and a bit of demon-slaying. You can pet animals. You can eat animals. You can eat demons. You can eat rice. You also drink rice. Bread doesn't look appealing anymore.

I ripped the skin off someone's face, gauged their eyes out, injected them with adrenaline and then beheaded them in the most cruel and painful way possible, then I decided to unwind by playing people playground

I won't tell you if you'll like it or not. I'll tell you what you're getting so you can decide for yourself. Here's the major points you're most likely interested in:

Monkey go ooga booga and i go aaaaaaaaahhhh. Nurse goes ooga booga and i go *pant pant pant* awooooooooooooooga *blushes and starts floating with love hearts* w-why hello reaper nurse... (reaper nurse responds) "hello" and then we kiss or something

Everytime I manage to give everyone free healthcare and education while simultaneously running a surplus I get assassinated by capitalists. Best America simulator out there. 11/10