RogueRanger_arc

I may be single, a virgin, have no social life, with my existence being a women's rights violation, but I promise one day, that I will win the Champions League with Cambridge United.

My dog Axel saved me from a bear, then my gf and I started killing every bear in the game out of retribution. R.I.P. Axel, no bear will remain alive buddy.

My own vomit turned into a rat after I ate some slime, then the rat fell into a pool of magical transformation liquid, became a giant floating lava skull and instakilled me. 12/10 would get Noita'd again.

Thumb-up for Microsoft for putting this game on Steam. An AAA open world game by Insomniac Games aka the maker of Spyro, Ratchet & Clank, Marvel's Spider Man, on Steam at budget price? Instant-buy

I've gotten pretty good at this game. The same cannot be said for my sibling. I've been beaten by a pillow, many objects were thrown at me, and words were yelled at me that I cannot repeat in a Christian minecraft server. 10 out of 10 would recommend.

When I was a Kid I would play "Incredible machines - Even More Contraptions" all day, every day. Loved that. Thank you for continuing the series!

I had fun with this game. It's decidedly pretty average. If you go in expecting an amazing game you'll be disappointed. If you go in expecting a bad game you'll be pleasantly surprised.