I threw a sword at a guy I was dueling and it stuck in his arm. The dude then took my sword out of his arm and proceeded to kill me with it. 10/10 Gameplay

I saw a guy with an axe, trying to chop a tree, probably to gather wood. Dude. It isn't that kind of a game, I said, while playing the lute beside him.

Make a jousting tournament where players can watch and bet their gold on the winner based on each persons win/loss ratio in jousting. This game kicks ass BTW.