Cannonball removed a drummer from existence right before my eyes. I too soon perished to a man wielding a spade. For king and country lads, however, I'd give anything to see my wife's calves one last time.

After over 4 years and 2k+ hours I have finally decided to review this game. The people I have met have truly changed my life. Now I just have Stockholm Syndrome.

I was on the Italian team and everyone was role playing with a Tri-state area accent. One guy said, in regard to the enemy team, " These c*ck s*ckers couldn't tell the difference between a stromboli and a tortellini, get em boys." . Great game.