My wife told me it was her or Spelunky 2... Spelunky 2 builds on the first game and is bigger and better in every way. It's truly all the companionship you need.

Step 1: Die to utter nonsense in 7-3 Step 2: get up from your computer and run outside, and scare all the birds out of your front yard to reestablish a sense of dominance Step 3: Go back inside, and sit down Step 4: Die in 1-2 to utter nonsense