Steam: Got some rare things on sale, stranger! Me: No thanks, bro! Steam: Got somethin' that might interest ya'! *shows RE4* Me: Ah! I'll buy it at a high price!

>casually walk into someone's house with a gun >starts harassing the owner >babble in a language he doesn't understand >immendiately shoots him in the head when he grabs a hatchet for self-defense >"he ins't a zombie" >"there was hostile local, i had to neutralize him"