Mr.President!
Rank #899 on PlayPulse
Rank #899 on PlayPulse
Mr.President! Can you take a bullet for the soon to be President of the United States of America?! You play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson a bulletproof man, the best bodyguard money can buy. He is sworn to protect the most hated presidential candidate of all time Ronald Rump. Liberal media has rigged the election and tarnished his glowing public image, now they are trying to end his life. You need to leap, flip, fling, roll, and many other verbs to get in between Rump and certain death. If Rump dies, Who is going to pay for your Netflix sub? How are you going to pay for your lifetime of student loans or over inflated medical bills? Where will you get the money for another dumb physics game? YOU BETTER SAVE THE MAN OR YOU DON'T GET THE MONEY! It is your American duty to protect, serve, and live by the mighty dollar, because money is the only true sign of someone’s worth. Rock hard body destruction - Not only can you bounce bullets off of your body but you can destroy structures with just flinging yourself into them! Over 50 Assassination Attempts! - You need to overcome 50 challenging assassination attempts from a unworldly threat. Globe Trotting Adventure - Follow Rump during his
🇺🇸🦅 🎵 Many men wish death upon me Blood in my eye, dog, and I can't see I'm tryin' to be what I'm destined to be And n*ggas tryin' to take my life away I put a hole in a n*gga for f*ckin' with me My back on the wall, now you gon' see Better watch how you talk when you talk about me 'Cause I'll come and take your life away Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me
The game is a pretty good meme. I'd recommend avoiding the creator's twitter since he seems to think this game is a serious political statement. It's a "so bad it's good" meme game and nothing more. Just here for the memes. So as a joke, I'd recommend on sale, but otherwise you can live without it.
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